"I founded the Mola Preservation Society for two main reasons: first, I have an innate predisposition toward philanthropy, and finding the Mola to be the very embodiment of my values, saw its preservation as a worthy cause; second, I'm basically a chickenshit, and I figure, how hard can it be to preserve something that has stayed exactly the same for as long as the Mola has?"

--Ralph Pearson

* Harvard Graduate with honors(Harvard School for pale young boys)
* Minister in the Universal Life Church
* Doctorate of Metaphysics
* ULC designation
* Snapshot of Bob Rieger with a stylie hat